Sunday, March 8, 2009

Republicans Say The Sardonic Things

From the actions President Obama has taken, since he came into office, one must conclude that Socialism really works. Why else would he be expanding government management and regulation of markets, while redistributing billions of dollars? All this time Socialism actually was a viable economic model for developed nations. The question then becomes, why didn't anyone else try this? Did nobody else realize that this miracle system was available to them? I want to know who I can thank for opening my eyes to this hidden gem. I have never been more proud of my Government. The world must be green with envy at the brilliance of our dear leader.

I only wish that some other nation had tried this economic system before we began this journey into uncharted waters. Then we might know for sure that Socialism will work. What am I saying? Of course it will work. How could I even begin to question the judgment of such an inspiring man? Like great actors of yesteryear, he has been able to capture our hearts and speak to our very souls. Not since Ricky Martin has a person taken such control of a stage. Even his use of a teleprompter speaks to his willingness to embrace the future, while casting aside the outmoded method of familiarizing oneself with the material.

I count myself fortunate to have been alive to bear witness to the dawning of this new age. He has given new life to a dying nation and we will forever sing his praises. Like Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Lyndon Baines Johnson, and James Earl Carter, Jr., he will raise this nation to new heights. There's only one thing left to say. Yes We Can!

-The Political Pundito aka Harold Stickeehands-


republicandy said...

Very perceptive, Pundito. Sometimes I worry about these untested concepts, but then I watch MSNBC and remember that *we* are the change we have been waiting for!

What other bold ventures can be next?
With the help of the Dear Leader, the sky's the limit!

Cold fusion!
Ford could introduce a revolutionary new car -- let's call it the 'Edsel'!
Syphilis can be treated with injections of mercury!

I too feel blessed to be alive in the time of the Great One.

jenniferwaite said...

I for one can't wait. All this thinking for myself is really exhausting. I could be using that time doing piecework in a 120 degree factory or standing in a breadline. I have seen the light and I'm blinded by its glowing rhetoric.